01.31.07

Molly Ivins Always Made Me Laugh, You Are Missed

Posted in Commentary, Uncategorized at 11:33 pm by wcnews

This is the column of hers that came immediately to mind when I heard she had passed, Chicken Killin’ Dog. It was written shortly after Bush beat Kerry in ’04. Here’s the first few graphs:

Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin’ dog? Now, you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine a dog it is otherwise.

Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of killin’ chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could. He said the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and wire the thing around the dog’s neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that dead chicken stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor beast. Thing’ll smell so bad the dog won’t be able to stand himself. You leave it on there until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won’t kill chickens again.

The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to sicken everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.

And at least Democrats won’t have to clean up after him until it is real clear to everyone who made the mess.

Damn if she wasn’t right.  That’s still good today. Peace Molly.

1 Comment »

  1. Coyote Mercury » So Long, Molly said,

    February 1, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    [...] Links to other blogs remembering Ivins: In the Pink Texas, Off the Kuff, PinkDome, Bad Astronomy Blog, Brains and Eggs, Capitol Annex,  Eye on Williamson County, Burnt Orange Report Technorati Tags: molly ivins, texas, politics, journalism, humor, cancer Posted by James in Austin, Politics, Texas Permalink [...]

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